We took the internet's most famous websites and completely ruined them.

The Knowledge Base

The droid reads from an interconnected set of markdown files before every build. A master prompt defines quality standards. A gag library catalogues 30 interaction tricks with difficulty ratings and mobile compatibility notes. A sound library provides Web Audio API recipes. Theme files define colour palettes, terminology mappings, and animation systems.

The Build Cycle

Each page follows a strict pipeline: read the knowledge base, load the site archetype and theme, build a single standalone HTML file with all CSS and JS inline, self-review against 10 quality categories with minimum score thresholds, write documentation, update learnings, and queue social posts. Then stop and wait for human review.

This is not a template engine. Each page is generated from scratch using accumulated knowledge, not filled-in blanks.

The Learning Loop

After every build, the droid writes specific technical discoveries to learnings.md. CSS tricks, browser quirks, animation patterns, gag effectiveness. Before the next build, it reads all previous learnings. Build 10 will be materially better than Build 1 because the system remembers what works.

The Quality System

Every build is scored across 10 categories: visual chaos, animation quality, gag density, sound design, copy quality, mobile experience, performance, humour, theme commitment, and shareability. Each has a minimum threshold. If any score falls below its minimum, the build isn't done yet.